Mrs Quarantine Grumpy

At the Western Australia border, where the scowling, dragonlike, quarantine lady was so grumpy it made us laugh inwardly whilst keeping a straight face outwardly. Mrs Grumpy is in charge of stopping travellers bring out of state fruit, veg, and honey which could infiltrate nasty bugs to ruin the Western Australia fruit and veg industry. Laudable as this is, her tenacity and terse manner when inspecting all nooks and strange crannies in our van, caused us more and more glee as she found nothing. Would we really hide honey in the rainjackets?